HELLO.
I AM FRANK.

Coming at you live.......that is, alive...
You are now aware of my presence and existence, so lets move on to the basics. You've now stumbled upon my profile. Do you know what that means? Basically, that means I now own you. Since i own you, that means I also own everything you claim to "own". You are now one of my many marvelous minions making masks in Madagascar, avoiding being mauled and made into a meal by a Mighty Mountain Man. These men are extremely dangerous and you MUST PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Sleeping snails sit on slippery slopes with slime spewing slowly, stopping only because sixty smelly socks are on the sidelines. ^^^Luckily I lack a lisp. But any ways, back to the point. You no longer possess free will. By reading this, you have already agreed to be under my power for the rest of your life(I may also drag you into The Afterlife if I don't like you). So get going you greasy, grimy, good-for-nothing gladiator.